We may squeak, may wobble at times, and may just be the oddest form of transportation out there. But just like any other triangular object, we're also the strongest and steadiest.
We take turns as the front wheel, and we don't give a crap about what people think of the streamers on our handlebars, or the dying goose noise that our broken horn makes.
But at the end of the day... we still chose a tricycle analogy, and that makes us weird.
We are obsessed with all things Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Community and the Avengers.
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